Philly on Philly crime. The way it should be.

I'm fine with every single Eagles fan punching every other Eagles fan.

Judge from the Mayweather fight: "I don't know....I'm going with a tie"

Fibromyalgia. Get educated.

There's an easy solution: tomorrow, Bud Selig will announce that Sean Payton will not be allowed to manage a team in the 2014 season.

Looks like it's Fuck this shit o'clock at NASCAR HQ.

To be fair, everyone spotted outside of philly is a real winner.

I'd defer to Valentine on this. He's the expert on not showing up after mid-September.

I've got no doubt that people were pissed.

Whatever, this happens every year. Although, usually not until at least Week 4.

And if the catcher were an actual brick wall, I'd say you had a point.

Because he coaches the Redskins.

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

He has a helmet covering his eyes, he's disoriented and he STILL manages not to run into the ass of any of his offensive linemen.

I'm sorry your dad doesn't like you. Maybe you could be a better son.

Perfect thumbnail.

Also, nice middle finger.

Baby Got BAC

Was that bad? It looked bad to me. Really bad. Like it should win a contest bad. I'd vote for it. Over and over and over and over. I think it even looks worse than some guy fumbling a ball.

A moose knuckle punt, so to speak?