"Quoting my father-in-law, as much as I'd like it to be an exact science, is not."

Greg Shiano thinks MRSA would stop being such a bitch if MRA would man-up gave her "a nice hard piping"

Brian McCann just destroyed a toilet.

Oh, come on, fhqwhgads.

After having the steak, Rick quoted Bob as saying that his column was "well done".

Hey as a Packer fan, I can guarantee I am 100% classless and my bragging is in no way humble

Cardinals fans are the first people to tell you how "great" Cardinals fans are, then start crying if you don't agree.

I think you are missing the purpose of the map... and you are possibly taking it too seriously. Nobody cares to argue whether or not Park City's gnar is more shred-able than Killington's fresh pow - the creators obviously just wanted to find a way to put an emphasis on the LDS presence in Utah because that's pretty…

People Who Don't Respect The Game And/Or The Atlanta Braves And All That They Stand For

I hate Tampa and it has nothing to do with their team. Such a team deserves fans, not a group that can only average 16,000+ during a playoff season.

Says the guy wearing the "magic necklace."

COUNTERPOINT: there's also some poor kid from Western Pennsylvania who gets to pretend the Steelers don't fucking suck.

Man, his teammates are going to be really uncomfortable when he encourages them to hit the showers after practice

Defense Attorney: If it please the court, our defense is extremely simple: Alex Rodriguez did not understand the supplements he was taking were actually PEDs.

+22

Well, Kerinsa, the old woman never would have been there if you hadn't used a goddamn InstaGram filter.

Did anyone watch an NFL game? Is that what you're asking me right now?

It's no surprise that they used the written word to solve this. It's kind of a rule to use prose before Hoes.

The pool was subsequently banned for 100 games for testing positive for 6 different PEDs.