The Children of the Corn attack was obviously a swipe at Greta’s neuro difference. That’s the unholy depths that these full-grown people have sunk to.

When your family can’t stand you. Good for him, we need allies to call BS.

Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

I’m so glad she said this, and she’s dead right about it. Every single lawmaker should be called on the carpet like this, every day. They shouldn’t be able to show their faces in public anywhere without being demanded to do their jobs. I’m not sure shame has any power anymore, but it’s worth trying.

The thing about older performance cars (IMHO) is that they make you work more for the speed. The older they are, the more you work. And that’s why they are fun. There’s only so much joy to be had going fast in a modern technomarvel that does everything for you, especially when the car’s limits are such that the…

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

There are no 69 horsepower zombies, you should be fine.

lol 

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

He's what stupid people think a smart person is. 

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

He’ll address those inconsistencies in his upcoming book, Not Only Just the Tip-ping Point

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

It’s raining (se)men.

Semen Storage Blows Its Load

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Sounds like David is starting to get a little tired of his young wife’s attitude at the ol’ homestead.