Over-under on how many of these fine statesmen (or, more often, their wives) have smuggled a daughter into the clinic under cover of darkness? I’m going with 8000%. 

Ryan, it sounds like we should be buddies.

Do not buy a new car.  Instead, move to within 3 miles of your new job.

I’m just going to vote “present” and see how this plays out

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.

I literally told you what it was in the title. If you read the headline and clicked on it anyway, it’s your fault for being mad about it. 

Oh, this is going to be fantastic. 

“At $1,...”

The greatest bumper cut of all time is the Golf Mk4 *FIVE-DOOR*, because it so perfectly mirrors the cut of the rear doors, creating . On the 3-door as shown it just sits there looking overstyled.

I think the Lexus IS handles this pretty well. The seam is kind of an extension of the taillight.

Redundant theft deterrent systems spotted.  

So the next article from you will be “I’ve just lost my mind, tracked down a Mexican Jeep I found on YouTube and bought it, sight unseen. Project Moab for next year will involve me driving a three wheeled Grand Cherokee from Baja, Mexico to Moab. If I put all my tools and spare parts in the back left corner, tie a…

Oh David.  The only thing worse than an addict, is a addict who shills for his dealer so he can hopefully get a discount.

How to explain Jalopnik’s ethos using a quote from the website:

What was I supposed to do, turn down an $800 manual ZJ?!

Is that even possible?

What’s the automotive equivalent of a meth addiction? This.

“...appears to have no rust whatsoever.”

You don’t have to do this.

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

Thank you so much for sharing this story, Prachi. This is the most incisive and heartfelt reporting I’ve ever read.