This might be the biggest runaway for CP in the history of this series.

jesus fucking christ my heart is broken

“Mitya Sokolov” is a weird way to spell “David Tracy.”

this is a v good blog

jfc kill it with fire

It wasn’t just my parents. It was my entire community, school, church, and upbringing. Your assumption that you understand my life better than me is EXACTLY the problem I’m attempting to surface.

Completely unsurprising.

Fuck yes. Get ‘em, Greta. 

Agreed, the problem is not electability. Warren’s problem is the same as EVERY OTHER candidate’s problem (except for Bernie).

FIST SLAM

VAR is not the problem. High-def broadcasts with a million camera angles are the problem. And good luck putting that toothpaste back in the tube.

If anyone is actually interested in grappling with the merits of the argument offered here I would highly recommend the book Capitalist Realism, by Mark Fisher. It explains capitalism as an ideological framework masquerading as a simple economic system of exchange.

This is fucking great. Thank you.

It can’t be emphasized enough that Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s sermon was absolutely spot-on:

“Complete Tennis Hygiene” is the best description of Djokovic’s game that I’ve seen.

Platonic Large Adult Sons.

how many crime points until you’re technically on a spree

it’s a nope from me dawg

guys i’m starting to think the nfl is bad

“The Grift That Keeps On Grifting” was right there for ya, bud.