Mani without tips are like $10. Pedi's are $20. Treat yourself.

I am amazed at the level of composure Ms. Fulton showed not just in this interview but on the stand as well. How she does not just scream, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" all the time is a serious feat. Because seriously, Matt Lauer, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! What a question to ask!

I'd rather have this Swedish sandwich cake:

Excuse me, what is cookie butter? I need to know.

Because conservative logic, duh. Men are beasts who are locked in the eternal struggle between "doin' whuts honorable" and "woohoo! sexytimes!" While we women are dainty, delicate flowers who are so dainty and delicate that the mere mention of sex causes us to wilt.

One of the reasons I support unfettered and free access to abortion is so that I can have sex without being responsible for mothering a child. Thus far, none of the sex has led to a pregnancy, but accidents happen. Explain to me, Conservatives, why I should be upset that my partner holds the same views that I do?

Not to mention he says: "But sex, and therefore pregnancy, is never forced on men."

Congrats to whoever did this graphic. That saggy man tit had me cracking up. Accurate.

I'm sterile.

So all my sex is recreation.

I do have to jump in here and say that Ivies have the best financial aid in the nation. If you can get in there, you WILL be given the financial resources to go there. My boyfriend goes to Harvard and is from a far from privileged background.

Yeah, I don't get why there's so much resistance to the idea of acknowledging the fact that the characters are class-privileged and the fact that our society really isn't in desperate need of more rich people talking about themselves. I find it especially frustrating when it comes from feminists who speak about how…

and I see nothing wrong in resenting rich people.

I don't think anyone would have a problem with them doing a story about him; the problem that people seem to have is that they put him on the cover. Being on the cover of Rolling Stone conveys (or conveyed) a lot about being cool and hitting it big...I think people are questioning why they ran with this on the cover,…

Do the story and not put him on the cover looking like a rock star?

Publishing the photo isn't the problem — if they'd led with it at the start of the article it could make the same impact you're talking about here: young, handsome, boy-next-door kid capable of awfulness and destruction. But putting it on the cover like he's a rock star? The Jim Morrison side-by-side is a good one,…

No, the subject is going to be more like 'my enchanted life'.

Serving on this jury has been a highly emotional and physically draining experience for all of us.

And who could forget the drama Samuel Larsen caused when he stole Hannah's (i.e. Jack Black's) "Skadoosh."

Is the joke that Jimmy could not possibly marry his FRIEND, Gabby, or is the joke he could not possibly want to marry someone who LOOKS like Gabby? #idon'tgetit

Leave the trolls below please.