I’m not sure I’ve ever seen the actual article before, but my first thought was...Shauna Malwae-Tweep didn’t get the scoop? Damn, she never could win.

Hahaha, thank you.  This was the first thing that came to mind when I read the headline.

God I love Ron Swanson.

Or do an Anansi Boys sequel series.

I’m just here to be off-topic and report a murder.

While I have little doubt that Nunes made that face because he has the unenviable task of licking the boot of a guy who regularly steps in crap, it should be noted that I made the same face when I was at KFC and found out that they stopped making those hot wings I like so much.

Re: Jeylah. I hate that it’s the case, because it was a suck of a tragedy, but the Enterprise needs a new navigator..

I think Del Toro will make Mountains of Madness before QT does a Star Trek movie.

Does anyone else think that maybe he tells stories the way he does with quoting conversations so that he can remind us that people call him sir and convince us that Melania calls him darling? He so badly wants everyone to believe that he is worthy of respect and admiration that he will take any opportunity to make…

How could such a heartless man have cardiac problems?

Perhaps it was an extreme case of flatulence?

That’s the only way I’d see this film

Eh, this guy’s show was better. Back when I was a kid in the ‘80s my family went to see him over and over and over again.

I’m not clicking on that.

I know people frown on punching Nazis, but would every time Jordan smirks, my first thought is that is a face made for punching.

I would totally go see this if it was directed by David Lynch. All they have to do is rescore it like a horror film and it will make bank.

“I shade you 3000.”

There are a lot of examples on the internet of Matthews farting during the time when his interviewees speak. If it were a phone or a mug, surely there would be examples of this sound, but there aren’t.

Here is James Gunn during the interview where he said that he hasn’t talked with Hamill about Guardians 3

But her resume says she invented the current design on the dollar bill?