“...and the body thrown to dogs”

“You libs are so easily triggered.”

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

Couldn’t agree more! Since when should any one else dictate HOW YOU DECORATE. Do you have to like it? No. But if it isn’t actively interfering with your life, STFU. Neighborhoods are all becoming so homogenous and people are turning into little tyrants.

Omg, it would be so amazing if she started dating Justin Theroux. All the tabloids would collectively jizz themselves.

Exactly. At the end of the day, who cares? It doesn’t diminish anyone’s quality of life. You see it for a few seconds, and then you go inside your house. The end.

What if they put up a Baby Jesus in a Manger scene?

She doesn’t even have to be single. As a father of 3, the last thing I want to be messing around with when my wife is ready to pop or right after we’ve had a newborn is Christmas decorations. There’s eight bazillion other things to do, even with two parents.

Look, Kelly, I know I said it was too early for you to decorate for Christmas, but I would never take it to HOA levels.

Further counterpoint: almond milk will send you to the Bad Place.

Actually she doesn't have a baby tummy anymore and that is the problem. Only weirdos suckle on cow tits.

Sometimes good butt is better than pretty face.

Lololol, this sub thread about Nicholas Sparks is making my day.

Fuck cancer.

This shall be her independence day.

Since herbs are gonna herb and not let you report in internal things, here is a story about Spanfeller creating a hostile work environment for women.

Nothing is going to lose Trump the evangelical vote. He could murder Mike Pence live on TV at the Southern Baptist convention and he would still get the evangelical vote. Because white American evangelical Christianity is Trumpism. 

Maybe diversity training should just be a part of the curriculum every fucking year and like all year long instead of just a reaction to a problem.  Clearly the ignorance training is ongoing so we must thwart it with equally ongoing diversity training. 

She’s quite TERF-y as well, going on the record about how women need safe spaces away from all men, even the ones who think they’re women and have had the surgery and...

Nah.