The solution seems pretty simple: The new system puts people in neighborhoods, where they spend the afterlife improving until they’re good enough to move on. Or, once they’ve come around, the neighborhood is essentially already the Good Place.

“...and the body thrown to dogs”

I loved Jason’s Jags suit and I really want a t shirt that reads Dead AF. 

I am now 99 percent certain that Eleanor is going to wake in bed next to Bob Newhart.

Disco Janet. That is all.

“You libs are so easily triggered.”

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

Never change, autocorrect. Never change.

Couldn’t agree more! Since when should any one else dictate HOW YOU DECORATE. Do you have to like it? No. But if it isn’t actively interfering with your life, STFU. Neighborhoods are all becoming so homogenous and people are turning into little tyrants.

Omg, it would be so amazing if she started dating Justin Theroux. All the tabloids would collectively jizz themselves.

Exactly. At the end of the day, who cares? It doesn’t diminish anyone’s quality of life. You see it for a few seconds, and then you go inside your house. The end.

What if they put up a Baby Jesus in a Manger scene?

She doesn’t even have to be single. As a father of 3, the last thing I want to be messing around with when my wife is ready to pop or right after we’ve had a newborn is Christmas decorations. There’s eight bazillion other things to do, even with two parents.

Look, Kelly, I know I said it was too early for you to decorate for Christmas, but I would never take it to HOA levels.

Further counterpoint: almond milk will send you to the Bad Place.

Actually she doesn't have a baby tummy anymore and that is the problem. Only weirdos suckle on cow tits.

Sometimes good butt is better than pretty face.

Lololol, this sub thread about Nicholas Sparks is making my day.

Did they add in the ten minute shot of Han just walking around Jabba and stepping on his tail?

Sure, it looks like they shoot at the same time, but if you slow it down you can see that Han shoots Greedo at least 12 parsecs before Greedo shoots back.