Serenity, Yay!!!!!
Many decades ago in the years of platform soles, which boosted me up 4 inches, I was walking across the parking lot at work. Also, being 17, I was too vain to wear my glasses, and I can’t even see my feet without my glasses. I noticed this strange, rather short man approaching me with his arms open, like he was going…
Gah, that would make about anyone feel sick. How do some people have the audacity to act like they haven’t fucked with your life? I have an ex who caused me worlds of trouble who used to pop up once every 18 months or so acting all buddy buddy suggesting we catch up over coffee. Like he’s not the dude who made me an…
I was wheeling a really heavy cart to my car (it was full of booze for a party) and I saw someone in my peripheral vision approach me really quickly on my right. I had a full on mental freak out thinking I was getting robbed until I looked over and it was a mom and her three small children and she asked if I needed…
Your sports entertainment has always been combined with politics. From Hank Aaron, to Muhammad Ali, to Jesse Owens, to Megan Rapinoe and Colin Kaepernick. Just because you prefer to pretend politics doesn’t have anything to do with it until enough time has passed that the CHUDS who were opposed to them feel…
The only time Donald Trump ever cared about women’s soccer was the time he heard that Brandi Chastain took off her top after scoring a championship goal. And when he discovered that he couldn’t see any accidental boobies the same way he could by busting into his Teen Miss USA pageant dressing rooms, he stopped caring.
Heart-in-your-throat moments
I had lunch with TeenSparrow yesterday, and our waiter looked so much like her biological “father” that I nearly choked on my tongue. I actually thought it was him for a full thirty seconds before I realized this guy was at least ten years my junior. He was a great server, and the lunch was really good, but I was so…
Well, Meghan, your dad probably did lift your half sibling from his first marriage, but he also cheated on his first wife (including with your mom who was almost two decades younger!) and dumped that wife after she was disfigured in a car accident.
Jesus Barry, you buried the lede, but man, congrats on having the worst opinion in Funbag history. Its a long list of bad opinions, you shot right to the top.
Maybe it’s me, but I have only worked at one job where people made a habit of drinking together – my first law firm, where the associates regularly hit happy hour at the bar next door – and it was the most toxic, bro-tastic work environment I’ve ever experienced. I lasted 18 months, and the firm broke up about two…
Never made it to the NFL, but I played 5 seasons in college for a Pac-12 school. I feel you on the “trying to assimilate” front. For years after graduation I would get anxiety at work if I happened to be one of the only people in the common room of the office. My mind would immediately assume I was missing a meeting…
As someone who works at a high school, I see what they’re capable of. They aren’t simple, life lesson plays. Some of these kids do 12 Angry Men, The Tempest, Pride and Prejudice, and our current production, Letters to Sala (a play based on the book Sala’s Gift involving Nazis and Concentration Camps).
Even the middle…