Too bad you are stuck in the same room with them, otherwise I would recommend fart-slapping them. Or at least crop dusting the hell out of them.
One of my coworkers has that sticker on his “Look how big it is! I'm not compensating!“ truck.
When Bralock and I got married we registered for new bedding and bathroom linens. I’m glad we did it, because I hadn’t realized how threadbare our old stuff had gotten. Our coffee maker was about to die, so we registered for a new one. We got a better slow cooker. We replaced our old particleboard bookcases with real…
Getting out of bed on a cold, snowy morning is the worst.
Don't worry, you'll still get the ice.
I was just out shoveling. I heard a crack and looked up in time to see a tree limb falling into the road down the street. I am happy to have finished before the icy rain started.
I like the cut of your jib.
I want to high five him.
The character is named Scan Grade. He is an artificial intelligence robot created by the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures in the show Clone High. He derives his power by grading scantrons filled out with #2 pencils. Mr. Butlertron feeds him a test filled out with a #3, and it made him gassy.
I cannot wait for the one other person who will get this reference.
It is hard for me to do a tour in Fort Collins that isn't New Belgium. I will give it a shot next time I am visiting my parents in Larimer County.
I really wish I could adequately explain the look on Bralock's face when she saw the picture she took. I haven't heard her guffaw that loudly in a while.
Bralock forgot to turn off the flash on her phone. That upgraded Kira to LASERDOG!
I did the Budweiser tour twice in the year I lived in St. Louis. It was fascinating.
NOAA just downgraded the forecast for my area of New York to 5-8", and I live about an hour north of the City.
Even if therapy doesn’t work out for you, taking that step is brave, and you should be proud of yourself for doing it.
Please write this book. I would read it regardless if it was gothic horror or buddy comedy.