The Deadspin Up All Night with no comments posted is hysterical and pathetic at the same time.

Wait, he was mad at you because you took off your costume at 3:00 a.m.?! What a douche.

He surely would not put in for insurance if Mar a lago were to be swallowed up by a hurricane or the rising seas, would he?
I believe if you deny climate change, you should not be able to put in any weather related claims.

Or one of those alien guys in the Star Trek episode The Cage.

Remember a couple Halloweens ago when he misunderstood the concept of socialism re: his kids’ candy?

The funny/sad thing is that Don Jr has gotten into all this outdoor crap to look like a “REAL MAN” to his dad and Trump couldn't give a flying fuck about any of it. His idea of a vacation is the biggest suite in the most expensive hotel with the blondest prostitute in town.

Fuck off, Don.

Eleanor said to Chidi something about a thousand clues in front of him. I think Schur & Co are signalling the same. These are the clues to the show’s endgame. Maybe Brent doesn’t have to change for the better, but just getting him to the stage of questioning & doubt is as good as a victory.

I’m sorry: Jason was MVP again:

Exactly. If kids die, your mission was a fucking failure.

+one rogue

When it forgets where the litter box is, forgets who you are, prone to having a stroke, etc. Cats that are willingly not challenged enough mentally break down faster, whodduh thunk?

In other words, a typical cat

I have never related to anything more than I did watching Cinderblock bitch and moan while pawing at that treadmill.

Yes, I know it’s North Macedonia now

Oh man, good luck with the pressure from Nike to name Alex Morgan to the Olympic squad like 3 months after childbirth.

They should have said “The good US soccer team” to be more clear.

A Shot of the coach during the game: