God, do I miss that show. Such a classic 

It’s only fitting that Blake Bortles starts for the Chargers after Phillip Rivers retires due to a “too many piggy back rides” back injury, jump-starting an economy in recession by bringing back The Good Place.

Hot take: he’s not method acting; he’s just an asshole.

He fucked that head, right, we're all in agreement here?

I always get him and James Franco confused. But they are both creeps, so I guess they are interchangeable.

This. Fucking This.

The racist is the most fragile and insecure snowflake of all.

Who would win in a (claymation) fight, Jared Leto or Shia LeBoeuf? 

Same thing happened with my Mom years ago!

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Nice try Jake, but you’re not getting my AI glasses.

Could you let us know what it is you’re smoking, so we can avoid it?

Just spoke to President @RTErdogan of Turkey. He told me there was minor sniper and mortar fire that was quickly eliminated. He very much wants the ceasefire, or pause, to work. Likewise, the Kurds want it, and the ultimate solution, to happen.

I’m expecting a completely calm and rational comment section to unfold here.

True- but Trump said ‘champion’ climbers couldn’t scale it. So, a decidedly not champion should fail miserably, right? 

Man, that’s a tough one. Johnson went 10-1 in 11 starts, 4 complete games (all shutouts) and 116 K in 84.1 IP (just 26 BB). That’s dominant. Hell, he even got NL Cy Young votes and he was only in the league for August and September.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

1) Trump is fucking moron who doesn’t know the difference between “rock climbing” and “mountain climbing.”

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

If only MANTIS had gotten that second season...