Remember a couple Halloweens ago when he misunderstood the concept of socialism re: his kids’ candy?

The funny/sad thing is that Don Jr has gotten into all this outdoor crap to look like a “REAL MAN” to his dad and Trump couldn't give a flying fuck about any of it. His idea of a vacation is the biggest suite in the most expensive hotel with the blondest prostitute in town.

Eleanor said to Chidi something about a thousand clues in front of him. I think Schur & Co are signalling the same. These are the clues to the show’s endgame. Maybe Brent doesn’t have to change for the better, but just getting him to the stage of questioning & doubt is as good as a victory.

I’m sorry: Jason was MVP again:

Exactly. If kids die, your mission was a fucking failure.

+one rogue

When it forgets where the litter box is, forgets who you are, prone to having a stroke, etc. Cats that are willingly not challenged enough mentally break down faster, whodduh thunk?

In other words, a typical cat

I have never related to anything more than I did watching Cinderblock bitch and moan while pawing at that treadmill.

Yes, I know it’s North Macedonia now

Oh man, good luck with the pressure from Nike to name Alex Morgan to the Olympic squad like 3 months after childbirth.

They should have said “The good US soccer team” to be more clear.

A Shot of the coach during the game:

God, do I miss that show. Such a classic 

It’s only fitting that Blake Bortles starts for the Chargers after Phillip Rivers retires due to a “too many piggy back rides” back injury, jump-starting an economy in recession by bringing back The Good Place.

Hot take: he’s not method acting; he’s just an asshole.

He fucked that head, right, we're all in agreement here?

I always get him and James Franco confused. But they are both creeps, so I guess they are interchangeable.

This. Fucking This.