Who would win in a (claymation) fight, Jared Leto or Shia LeBoeuf? 

Same thing happened with my Mom years ago!

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Nice try Jake, but you’re not getting my AI glasses.

Could you let us know what it is you’re smoking, so we can avoid it?

Just spoke to President @RTErdogan of Turkey. He told me there was minor sniper and mortar fire that was quickly eliminated. He very much wants the ceasefire, or pause, to work. Likewise, the Kurds want it, and the ultimate solution, to happen.

I’m expecting a completely calm and rational comment section to unfold here.

True- but Trump said ‘champion’ climbers couldn’t scale it. So, a decidedly not champion should fail miserably, right? 

Man, that’s a tough one. Johnson went 10-1 in 11 starts, 4 complete games (all shutouts) and 116 K in 84.1 IP (just 26 BB). That’s dominant. Hell, he even got NL Cy Young votes and he was only in the league for August and September.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

1) Trump is fucking moron who doesn’t know the difference between “rock climbing” and “mountain climbing.”

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

In fairness, I doubt it was just NBC in the news biz. I’m in a different biz and the big harassers are similarly whispered about and well known. The problem comes for women - young and older - who take jobs from outside that network. They are seldom on the grapevine and get harassed before they get warned (sometimes).…

If only MANTIS had gotten that second season...

I was also today years old when I learned that Uncle Phil’s law firm name was an EWF joke.

Or maybe we could just back off on explicit sex scenes, which, nine times out of five, serve only to bring onscreen pacing to an absolute halt. Just a thought.

Actually, we know the questions and the answers. We’ve known them for decades. Boxing has always been a sport built on allowing the impoverished an avenue to what they perceive to be wealth and notoriety if only they will beat each other to a pulp for the entertainment of the privileged. Knowing what we know about the…

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What this really is, is a dodged tripping attempt on Comtois whilst simultaneously bullet-time dodging. Before stepping off of the ice he looks back to sadly see Comtois skating away instead of on his face. Doesn’t look it, but Marchy was pissed he missed the trip. That double dodge on both players is impressive.

Or he would wish Tiffany & Co a happy birthday before his own daughter.