I thought we had a REAL patriot here but it appears that isn’t any misspelled words so this is definitely a case of sarcasm.

Found Burt Gummer.

Fuck this shit.

This article doesn’t even touch on why the creation of the labradoodle was a problem aside from the usual “they’re being bred by people just in it for the money” issue of dog breeding.

I know quite a few people with doodles. They all spent over $1000 for what is basically a boutique mutt. They’re great dogs but highly overpriced. I have a shelter “doodle” that is 75% lab and 25% poodle. I’d take him over a legit bred doodle any day. His curly poodle hair goes down his spine so it’s not visible…

this isn’t a penalty kick, it’s an indirect kick. a handball would lead to a penalty kick and maybe a red card. a penalty kick is just the keeper and the shooter

If they all raised their arms and the indirect kick hit anyone but the goalie in the hand/arm and didn’t go into the net it would have resulted in a direct penalty shot from the spot (with only the goalie in the net).

The Wild Card, yes, isn’t a big deal.

I’ve heard her on some podcasts, it sounds like she knew enough.  And she admits she was pretty awful to Macauley Culkin.  I got the sense that she and Ashton were both ashamed of how they had treated people in their lives and bonded over their desire to grow up and be better people.  I am in a similar situation in my…

Somehow, this piece of info was barely a blip in the DM article:

I see we're starting Jezebel's Scary Stories early this year!!

Michael Cohen, remember him? According to his attorney David Schwartz, Donald Trump’s former lawyer and fixer is “literally the mayor of his prison” and has gotten a tan and lost 30 pounds. “He’s doing great: The other inmates call him ‘Mr Mayor.’ He’s a celebrity in the jail. Everybody is coming up and shaking his…

He wanted to be an Iron Man

Yahtzee!!  Still probably couldn’t get that small straight though.

“The First Family is very active in water sports.”

To be fair to the headline writer, they thought that was implied by the fact Flacco participated in this game. 

More than anything, I wish I could take away Trump’s voice. Not just his literal voice. I want to take away his ability to communicate anything. No interviews, no tweets, not even so much as a whisper to Melania. I want him to be trapped in his own mind with his brain turds and not be able to do anything with them.

He is also not sure if he his youngest child is his or Melanies

I love when coaches or players who are non-native English speakers get angry and resort to the same thing us native speakers do: “THIS IS FUCKING JOKE!”

Also, daytime fireworks are definitely lame. Nighttime fireworks, too. Fireworks are dumb.