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have witnessed...*very* happy couple emerged together from the port-o-john (after many of us in line witnessed it rocking) at an Indigo Girls concert.  They had absolutely no shame, for which I admire them.

Yeah, and the restraining order said you can’t be within 100 feet of the building. I don’t want to have this conversation again.

This! Wisconsin can fuck right off with that “We tell folks we can sell their information if we want to” bullshit. There’s no alternative choice for a drivers license!

You need a state issued photo ID to vote in Wisconsin as well -_-

Treat the government like a business, they said. A good government ought to be run like a corporation, they said. No, no, no, this government really needs to act like a business, they said, it’s fine they said.

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That’s terrible, especially since last week President Trump had to warn them about the hurricane!

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

When did you start watching football? Literally happened 19 months ago.

I want to get a roboticist to help me design garden gnomes that every so often move ever so slightly - just enough to make people wonder if they imagined it.

I want to get a roboticist to help me design garden gnomes that every so often move ever so slightly - just enough

The daily rundown of Trump tweets should be preceded with a picture such as this one:

Honestly, this is another universal New Yorker cartoon caption. 

No. 

Top of a picnic table in a public park at midnight-ish.  Was thisclose to having a cop pull up on us.  

The only people who want special treatment are whiny males like you.

TV’s Donald Trump, notedly not real life Donald Trump who is a gutless coward who ducks confrontation and prefers to have underlings handle layoffs.

I genuinely have no idea what’s happening anymore.

Also just a huge indictment of how bad coaches are at adjusting, both in-game and (somehow) in preparation for a game. They all want to play the game on their terms, which basically means that a coach like Belichick knows exactly what you’re going to do.

As a Lions fan I can take solace in the fact that we scored as many touchdowns in the Super Bowl as the Rams.

His birthday should be national holiday.