Checks out…

I usually scroll past the tweets, but that one with the nonsense about Google stealing votes...If (When) Scumbag donnie loses, he’s not going to go quietly. He would gleefully start a civil war to stay in office; he’s been signalling that for more than a year. How many would buy into that narrative, load up the guns,…

You. I like you.

Any word on Dick Cheney’s whereabouts?

Go deserves so much more love than it gets. William Fichtner is always awesome.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Pete Carroll greeted combine participants completely naked and asked them to smell the cologne on his wrist before recruiting them to sell Confederated Products.

“DangeRuss” Wilson has to be the Niedermeyer of all NFL quarterbacks...killed by his own troops teammates.

That stadium might as well be in Alabama on game days.

Root for a Giant?  No way.

Give the Danes some time to reply - they haven’t stopped laughing yet.

“... each one trying to deafen passersby with the soundtrack to a fucking ICE raid.”

I think you’re underrating “Hawaiian Tebow.” Sneaky good burn there.

Yeah, this is the cheeriest letters section in like a week!

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

At a Hamptons fundraiser, the president bragged that Don Jr. was “my gun expert” adding that “he knows more about guns than anyone I know.”

She wanted to play down the fact that she's a vampire. 

Still the best.