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There’s something about her where she breaks the mold in every aspect of gymnastics and makes her a GOAT for more than just her capabilities. She’s incredible for so many reasons. Forgetting her insane skills for just a moment, consider:

I was SO proud of myself that I could still balance myself on my parking lot’s curb the other day like I was still a kid.

“Did somebody say ‘toast’?” - Rod Minegar, raising a glass

What the fuck is wrong with you?

DMV means the District (DC), Maryland and Virginia. It’s shorthand for the greater Washington, DC area since the city is self-contained and its suburbs are in MD and VA.

He seems like a big enough of a coward to off himself when it seems like his number has finally come up so I doubt he was murdered. BUT I absolutely believe that there was deliberate negligence on not putting this guy on suicide watch as it was more convenient for a lot of people for Epstein to die than to continue on

Soooo...since Trump instantly blamed Clinton, it’s a good bet he is somehow involved, right?

Unique circumstances”

Just do yourself a favor, go to a state university, find a back copy of the 1909 Merriam-Webster dictionary which came out decades before the Washington football team ever existed, look up the word “Redskin,” and find out that even in 1909 the word was “considered offensive.”

It’s as if she asked herself, “How far can I take this quirky persona before I look like an asshole”?

For the record, I’m a Boston fan. I stopped watching the NFL five years ago for a variety of reasons, but one of those was “Fuck Robert Kraft, fuck Bill Belichik, and fuck Tom Brady.”

That...is dumb. Please don’t do that.

As a bartender- please- don’t let this be a thing 🤦🏼‍♀️

The Racial Slurs firing Jay Gruden just to hire The Beav would be proof that Dog loves us and wants us to be happy.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,

I got to hang out with the Skins after a game in Oakland five years ago (a friend of a friend was catering their dinner) and my buddy tried to go talk to Snyder. He barely took three steps toward the guy before security was on him. Couldn’t get within 15 feet, got kicked out. He was even planning on being polite!

No kidding. MLS might not even be the 7th best soccer league in CONCACAF.

depressing and on point. 

This one’s too easy: Kevin is brown and his parents are detained for several days by immigration while trying to get back into the USA after they realize they’ve left him behind. Kevin’s afraid to go to the local authorities because duh, he’s a brown preteen.