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I know its funny to poke fun at the Mets and Tebow, but you gotta give the guy props for slumming it in the minors for the past few years, especially with a moribund organization like the Mets. Dude could have easily had a cushy college football TV gig, instead he’s riding the bus with the JV team.

It’s the stitching on these new baseballs. The cord works in mysterious ways.

So this actually happened to me once! See, when you’ve got the lights in your eyes, and you’re not sure if you’re gonna be able to get to it in time, you get a bit rushed and scrape your hand on your zipper.

He has CNN on most days while he works and will occasionally hate watch Fox - during which he calls me and yells about what he is hearing. He was always your average moderate guy my whole life and for some reason Kap’s message struck a nerve in a good way with him. I feel like his refusal to have a Facebook account

She and Pete have probably already interacted on some sort of healing crystals message board.

When our oft-injured, MAGA-chud of a pass rusher tweaked his hamstring during offseason workouts my brother in law texted me “Bosa the Broken”. I cannot stop calling him that now.

At this point, this team has robbed me of all joy. Our once 20+ strong group of tailgaters has diminished to 5 people who maybe show up to 4

Sam Bradford has earned $130 million over the course of his career. This will never stop baffling me.

Had a similar experience, except I had Sunday Ticket for 20 years as a Bucs fan.  Canceled it and DirecTV before last year so I could do something more productive with my time.  I actually didn’t do a damn thing productive with my Sundays, but I wasn’t getting angry at a QB whose two main hobbies are interceptions and

Me opening the Deadspin page and seeing the first WYTS article:

your fucking face is boilerplate

You can keep your Capistrano swallows. This is my favorite season-harbinger. I woke up this morning like a kid on Christmas. 

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

Guys, can we just cover the 1936 Olympics with no no pure-play politics?  Why would we even need to talk about what is happening in the host country?

And all of this after EIGHT YEARS of dissing Obama, calling out every single one of his failures, his embarrassments, his decisions as slights against the country.

I think they've posted *checks notes* one story on it, and this one updating the original. Tough times we live in, being forced to click on and read two entire stories.

Oh, we definitely find it funny, just not significantly funnier than every other absurdity. It doesn’t stand out, really.

See, all these idiots thought they transcended the color of their skin.

Holy shit have RepubliKKKans ever unravelled their whole cloth talking points.

The lady at the town hall called Obama an “Arab.” McCain took the microphone from her and said “No, ma’am.” He then called Obama a good man and a patriot, said he loves this country but that he just happened to disagree with him on policy issues. In politics, now and forever, that is heroic. Can you see Trump doing