Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

And now we have, I don’t know—at one point in time there were 65 waivers that were given in a year.

Have you read the bat shit stuff they say in the bible?

NOTES FROM THE GRAYS:

“Don’t take our guns that we need to fight against the government we love that’s going to come take our guns!”

Ha! Ha!

political correctness

Scarlett Johansson is a victim of her own inability to stop saying and doing stupid shit. 

I say that if they want to take selfies at this place, let them. If they want to swim in it for their Instagram, have at it. 

Motherfucking fuck.

rest in power

especially the catchers, who suddenly have to improve on an athletic skillset that will only really be needed in this specific league.

You know, as an actor I should be allowed to play any person

shouldn’t this be posted to Splinter?

Imagine Bernie and his wife Jane at the Burlington, VT, dog shelter.

“I’m not even sure Sanders has a dog, come to think of it...”

But Jeremiah’s just a bullfrog, though he was a good friend of mine.

I mean I’m SURE some dude is like, “Nuh-uh! You know this scale is real because it’s made with weights and levers and thus is 100% accurate! Not like some digital scale that can just poop out mumbo jumbo!”
Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about these scales being wrong!

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.