YES. The biggest slice. I still dream about the sleep I had and how I did NOT eat the cake and how much it haunts me.

Oh they know.

The story is kids are being kids, ya turd.

right lolololol. they fucking KNOW and that’s half of the appeal because they’re teens and they’re figuring out their sexuality and it’s fucking fun.

Imagine thinking teenagers don’t know about horny memes

Oh the kids definitely know where it comes from lolol 

I do want to know. I want to hear from these crystal queens.

I accept! I have zillions of incidents to relate and will do so for money. How can you resist?

Damn right. I grew up in the 80s in California. I shall forever claim “Dude” as my birthright.

Is it okay, though, for my teen daughter to call her father and I, interchangeably, “dude?”

I came of age in the 90's, in California, in a surf town. I can’t not say dude. Everyone is a dude. Cars are dudes, that tree over there is a dude, that cute little puppy is a dude. 

Right on, dude. I’m one of those horrible people for whom “dude” is gender-neutral, and indeed, independent of whether or not something is human, or even animate. Daughter dawdling in the morning? “Gonna be late for school, dude.” Dog won’t stop jumping when I’m trying to put his leash on for a walk? “Knock it off,…

I mean, he’s straight up not qualified to be President.

I tried taking molly for the first time at an underground bar in downtown San Diego about 6 years ago. I went into a full force panic attack just a few minutes after taking it, and freaked the fuck out. I’m not generally claustrophobic, but in that state I was. I was with a group of 5 friends, and one of them walked…

Seriously, don’t feel bad for those people. I posted above - my parents live at the resort. First of all, yes, they are generally assholes. Second, the place is structured to look like an old slave plantation, with a literal ‘big house’ and slave cabins where the guests stay. Third, there are 4 pools and at least 5…

Disagree. I think this is on the resort. They made the decision to accommodate the Bieber requests at the expense of their other guests.

This would be better if Walton Goggins had a spiral horn growing out of his forehead.

The main complaint against Jenny from the Block concerns a manicurist she (allegedly) flies across the country whenever she needs her nails done. The cost? Nearly $1500! I’m also told that she spends more than $15,000 a day on makeup artists, hair stylists, and personal trainers while on tour.

“I have been Juuling for years . . . Common sense would dictate that if vaping were so dangerous that we all need to stop vaping immediately, that people would have fallen sick before this summer.”

To be fair: