almond butter sucks and i will die on this hill!

may i recommend platform tevas?

it probably needs more light! 

my fancy persian cat Meow Meow loves ping pong balls but her absolute favorite one is the broken one that I stepped on. She also loves to play with my phone charger.

uh. amazon bought whole foods a couple years ago. he also owns the washington post.

conejito malo knows no bounds!!!

i make a veggie chili thats really similar to this (i dont put carrots in, wtf) that is easy and healthy and filling. you could add meat easily too if you wanted

i didnt really consider this either way when choosing a school, my mom was in a sorority but didnt push it on me. i ended up choosing a school that had greek life, but i think it was like under 10% of students (UCSD)... i’m soooooo glad i didnt end up somewhere where you had to go greek to have a social life. fuck…

i went to catholic school (in the states but run by irish nuns) and i very much enjoyed this

this sounds really good but as a *meal* it doesnt have the same nutrients (protein) that meat would. 

Yah but the point is high school history class *should* be a place to hash these things out.

i know this too because i LUST after their bathroom. also those plants look fake af

green papaya is tangy and has a nice crunch 

oh my god Troy Donahue is even mentioned in the lyrics to “Look at me im sandra dee!” wow. great fun fact, thanks

ok now im crying

my best friend’s dad passed when we were around the same age. his family had a huge party for him. 

i dont think so... NYC still exists. 

i love susie so much!!! you neglected to mention her amazing curls too

*cries in los angeles*

this sounds more like visa/passport issues to me? maybe he has some criminal issues in his past