i love raccoons! I was at a wild animal park recently and the bartender told us a story of how one of their peacocks escaped and got into the raccoon enclosure and the raccoons... ate it.

i mean if you have the room and the desire, is there a reason *not* to have your fridge be a walk-in like this? aside from the constant terror of getting trapped in it that i would have

i guarantee a huge majority of food that would be otherwise wasted goes home with the staff. whether the kardashians know about it or not.

just gonna shout out my fave, thai pepper cafe :)

well extremely fuck this. i didnt even consider being behind one of these GOING UP A HILL

lmao yes BLAME THE FLAG

no. fucking. way. 

Either:

you’re a good writer. 

“Some people are religion weird, and some people are sex weird.”

counterpoint: I grew up in the suburbs in California never taking a train or a bus and the first time I came to NYC in my early 20s, the subway was a REVELATION. its not that hard to figure out? and it goes everywhere!!

this is also a thing in LA. 

Im born and raised in California and I got it. The extra info is for people who are familiar with the area. 

I have some Docs Chelsea boots and they were kind of a bitch to break in but now they are so comfortable and I’ve had them for a few years and still in great shape! Don’t feel guilty about your purchase. Docs last and are worth the money

i break mine in by wearing around the house with thick socks, and when im not doing that, stuffed with newspaper to stretch them out

i will never understand people in the grocery store... my main objective is to get my shit and GET THE FUCK OUT as fast as I can... but every else seems to be wandering around leisurely without a care in the world! do they like it there? cuz i hate it

I’m 5'5 and when i was 115 when I was younger i was SKINNY. so skinny. i cant imagine being 6'2 and that weight.

i love summer and the heat!! But i am fucking with you on the air conditioning. that shit sucks. 

My current fave depression meal is frozen potstickers. if im feeling really ambitious ill make a little side salad with them. 

this is me but peeing before bed! i have to do it.