I open chip bags with scissors. I hate when they rip open weirdly and this prevents that!

When I was a 16 yr old girl I went trick or treating dressed as a sexy cop. So wrong on multiple levels.

I’m so proud of you! And your son will thank you forever too <3

i think its a typo. i read it as “was not sober”

as someone who grew up in Napa, wine country casual is A REAL THING

what the actual fuck

im from california and i love The Ring and i didnt know this!!! great fun fact

thank you for saying, it so i didnt have to

me but the dick. i even told him as much when i broke it off lol. 

i use this recipe. keeping the oil at a consistent temp is the hard part/what makes it good. get a thermometer. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/89268/triple-dipped-fried-chicken/

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY. second wife?? first wife? im so confused

I have one with a mirror set into it above my kitchen sink!

I would not live in the rest of the apartment, but i would 100% take that bathroom. 

I too love to tan. Although these days I make sure my face is covered. 

one of my greatest karaoke performances was a duet of this song

I’ve been visited in low times of my own by a close friend who died when we were young. My grandparents too. these stories are so special. 

right this is the real question!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a story from last year and she linked to the text version

Men are forever trying to talk to me on the street when i have my headphones on. Ive started simply gesturing at my headphones and saying “sorry! i cant hear you.” they find it very confusing and i highly recommend it

dude is the greatest and most useful word.