LOL was it the alice in wonderland themed wine bar? 

i kinda like the second pair mostly because i love neon but THIS SHOE IS NOT OK. because i hate kitten heels more than i love neon.

I’m 31. I gave up on heels when I was like 25. I do not miss them even a little bit!! give me birkenstocks, cute nikes, or a clunky ass boot any day. 

I have a very fucking hard time believing this was a surprise to anyone. I’ve been reading about assault in the military against men and women for as long as I can remember. 

best cheap beer: Corona

LMAO SAME

have you tried Flume Eating Ass?

i cant stand kombucha cuz i accidentally drank expired fermented juice as a kid once and it was very traumatic

I’m from nor cal and just googled that song cuz i didnt recognize the name and... yep. such a classic

as a former server, i hated when people would ask, whats better? or whats the best dish? I dont know what you like. What I was into was people asking me what I liked. then I didnt feel like they would blame me if they didnt like it. taste is subjective!! 

I’m Mexican. Only 1/4, and I look pretty white unless I have a tan which prompts a bunch of “what are you” questions but my mom raised us immersed in Mexican culture and never let us forget it. Growing up in California surrounded by other kids who were somewhere on the Latinx spectrum too helped.

i love ugly shoes off all manner but these are NOT OK

thank you, this made me snort laugh and i really needed it.

how many of them were helped financially by their parents? everyone i know around my age who has bought a house (I’m 31) was helped by their parents. I am in California though

“FUCK YEAH” + “LET’SSSS GOOOO” = “LET’S FUCK!!!!!!!!”

I’m in a nail polish group on facebook and there are so many moms who post their son’s manicures and it warms my heart everytime! i’ve also made it my personal mission to get as many of my guy friends to try nail polish as i can haha. ive gotten a few already, and they love it!

i have all sisters and we all like dirt and sports and worms so..... 

yup. i have four sisters and we all played sports (to the mom up there hoping for a girl so she wouldnt have to wash sweaty athletic clothes *eyeroll*), my dad taught us how to use tools, coached our softball teams, etc etc. We also were plenty rough and definitely kept up with all the boys in our neighborhood.

I cried, my best friend seated next to me cried, everyone cried. And then I was horny.

i remember this stuff!! my mom used to get it and me and my sisters loved to play with it.