people dont get paid money to summit everest like you do if you win a boxing match. climbing everest is not a competitive sport

bulleit bourbon is my go to. Also, hello neighbor! I grew up in Napa :) I’ll have to find some Sonoma Distillery next time I go home

I guess this is a lie I told my mom but whatever. When I was 6, I gave up sweets for lent. I have always had a major sweet tooth, so of course at school I would sneak cookies from friends or whatever. But my mom never suspected it for some reason? To this day she still thinks I didn’t eat sweets for that entire lent…

i wish this was true and would watch a movie about the teleportation riots of the 90s 

My mom had us all convinced she never ever farted. I think I finally realized there’s no way that could be true when I was like 14. 

I would def wear this

they also picked the photo that had the least amount of upper lip hair showing. 

we kinda did this with my old roommate’s dog... we would all get super excited when she peed outside so to this day (years later) whenever she goes to the bathroom she RUNS into the house super excited for her praise. 

LAX has some new separate security service you can get for the right price $$$$

LOLing at “big boob lady”

like soooo close. and tbh i would not blame her one bit

same!! I dont know what they ended up choosing but i know it wasnt that :(

holy shit

I grew up in Napa, CA. We had “The Rebobs.” There was a road going outside of town that was long and windy and had an old fenced in cemetery at the top. This road also supposedly had “seven deadly curves”, ie. 7 different spots where someone had crashed their car and died.

why is being a stripper and being a good rapper mutually exclusive tho?? it’s not. 

i’m 30. my driver’s license pic is still from when i was 17. someone the other day carded me then told me i look younger in person LOL. thanks i guess??

i dont have any that are that bad... the worst was working at a coffee stand outside a bougie ass grocery store in La Jolla CA. If you’re familiar with the area, you probably know the one I mean. It was family owned/ran so management was kinda shitty. but luckily the coffee stand was somewhat separate from the store…

i’m on the west coast, and we always said “jerry-rigging”

they have alcohol now?? was just discussing with a friend how they literally will not let adults in if they dont have a child with them lol. sorry.

i have snuck into many a hotel pool! and spent many high school nights drunkenly sneaking into the local country club hot tubs.