Cleaning the fridges out on Friday was a task I ended up with every goddamn week because I could do it correctly, since my mom also made me do it as a kid.

I understand why the writer calls them “bad restaurants”, but I won’t diss them. They’re the places that have fed me adequately tasty, filling meals when I’m too tired (or too crabby) to fry myself a goddamned egg.

I only do a pan-flip when I’m deep-frying stuff.

The Twin Snakes are so good.  Perfect combo of sweet and sour.  They struck gold with that one.

I love their gummy cola bottles. I have a vague memory of them being a different shape and size when I lived in Europe back in the 80's (the bottle gummies were flatter and larger) but the cola gummies now are similar in dimension to the bears. Very tasty.

They recalled Peppermint Jojoh no wait this is everyone ELSE’S favorite sweet TJ treat.

In Soviet Russia, bilge pumps you!

Just camped at Zion NP, and shared the campground with an older single lady who had a unique single-person camper and would give you a talk & tour about how she was self-sustaining and it all just worked for her.

I think you’re cool, mom.

Yup — Aquaphor all the way! I’ve always had problems with lips chapping easily. If I’ve been eating something that causes me to lick my lips a lot, they get incredibly burny feeling very quickly; and I often get dry/cracking in the corners. (Years ago when it first started, a doctor told me that it was eczema on my…

Green tabasco is indeed delicious on eggs, but Cholula is definitely superior. And if you want something with a “purer” hot flavor, Valentina is also very nice (and goes weirdly well with fruit)

I really like the El Yucateco green hot sauce that you often find at Mexican restaurants. I used to keep that around for when I made Mexican dishes. The problem is that particular sauce sometimes causes me issues down the line, so I’ve been abstaining from it. 

My thoughts exactly!! Now can we cancel all the Pauls? Logan, Jake, Rand, hell even Paul Ryan? That would be awesoooommmeee!!!

“See you all at Oki-D0gs.” — Fat Mike

THIS. In ’N’ Out fries are very bad, but Shake Shack are somehow worse. Never waste the calories on fries, get a concrete instead.

Beto’s been on a warpath, calling residents everywhere in the state, or so I’ve been told by the missus.

Bourdain was probably being deliberately provocative, but I think what he meant was that the choice to be vegan was a first world phenomena. Where meet is unaffordable there is no choice being made and pretending those poor people are avoiding animal products for the good of the planet is the same as invoking “simpler…

Yeah man I don’t know who the fuck it is who’s eating the other kinds of tofu but I’ve spent some time going vegan/vegetarian just to experiment with new flavors and challenge myself and in my culinary opinion there is no kind of tofu other than extra firm. It’s a good protein, it’s valid, and the only thing wrong…