There’s a burger place in Chicago called Au Cheval, and their burger is a regular on a lot of “Best Of” lists. In my personal opinion, it’s an absolutely delicious burger. It’s one of the only things I’ve ever eaten that’s actually better than I remember it every time I eat it. However, the wait time at the…

The fact that Sanders and Warren can tie Biden with real progressive policies brings me hope.

Fish battered with birthday cake mix rather than my my regular stuff.

One night have getting absolutely hammered my boys and I decided to head to the BK lounge for some burgers. My boy orders some kind of BBQ burger they had back then and asked for extra BBQ sauce on it. They put so much sauce on it that almost disintegrates the wrapping paper, my friends grabs the bag and eats burger…

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

what kind of food wrapper have we as a society consumed the most of

Based on what his ass looked like in those chaps at Coachella, he just wanted to show off his Brazilian Butt Lift. 🍑🙅🏻‍♀️

Moisturizing properly is the key!

There is no way to overstate how important the Dr Pepper Lip Smackers was to me as a pre-teen & teen. Brittany Murphy didn’t really have anything to do with it (it’s more to do with Taylor Hanson, who once said that Diet Dr Pepper was his fave soda, and subsequently sent me straight into the arms of a pretty severe -…

Bonnie Bell lipsmackers were a staple in mine and my sisters Christmas stockings from at least 1981-2006. I miss them. My mother, god bless her 80 year old self, now puts Clinique Black Honey in my stocking, and Burts Bees lip balm’s in my older sisters stockings (vegans). Yes, we are spoiled.

At that point I assume she was occasionally Ubering across the Bering Strait and into Asia.

I used to hit up a couple blogs and occasionally do some online shopping until I discovered a co-worker basically always had an endless loop of whatever sport was in season running on one of his three screens. Millennials. After that i was like fuck it. Anything goes.

The biggest tell that the actor who plays Nate is Australian is that he has no fucking clue what to do with a football in his hands.

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Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

Like I been to a lot of parties where the beers were in the fridge. Helping yourself isn’t crazy. Going through tupperware is crazy.

“...it’s a price to pay for being hospitable.”

No kids here, but I find nail polish on boys / men truly rad. I work with kids, and a little boy came in w this hot green polish on his hands that looked amazing! I had to have a talk with him about “not eating the plants” that afternoon, so I guess there is a theme going on in his life...

summer mode

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