Any loud phone use should be a war crime.

Hard disagree on Buttigieg. The guy just continues to prove that he’s an empty suit, waiting to parrot whatever think tank talking points are delivered wirelessly to his CPU. 

If Williamson becomes POTUS, Tina Fey is going to have a gig playing her on SNL for years to come.

Warren and Bernie.  I want them both.

Mary Roach’s book “Packing for Mars” has an entire chapter on the problems with crapping in space, and a ton of cool info from the Apollo program. Spoiler - zero gravity makes it like 100x more difficult. For anyone remotely interested in space travel, this book is a 100% must read. Informative and hilarious. Turns…

I appreciate the thorough demo. But products like this make me feel that our entire idea of womanhood is soon to be flattened into the performance of a perfect glamour photo on Instagram.

Michael Kors used to sell this leg shimmer thing that was genius - came in a deodorant stick format, and you used it to shine up your legs with an extremely subtle tint and sparkle. It was discontinued YEARS ago, but I’ve been hording the last few sticks I have because it’s amazing in the summer and when I’m too…

I know Antoni gets shit on all the time, but I’m not sure I could be friends with Tan either. They both come off kind of fake. I mean they all do at times because they are heaping praise on these people they are calling “heroes”, but Tan and Antoni just make me cringe sometimes. Also, I’ve watched a couple episodes of…

Technically it’s the San Joaquin Valley, or colloquially the Central Valley.

I understand that for some (most?) people, an engagement ring is not only a physical representation of your love, but also a status symbol meant to convey the kind of bride you fancy yourself to be.

Thank you for this list! I am so very not interested in giving a tip to the company. I am kind of appalled that companies can get away with this.

I’m an East Coaster and the one time I went to CA, I made point to get an In-N-Out burger. It was okay. I was promised the best fast food burger of my life, but I think I still prefer Five Guys.

Oooh I thought of another one. We convinced my daughter that teleportation totally exists, but it was illegal due to the Great Teleporter Riots of the early 90's (she was born in ‘97). She wasn’t sure whether to believe us, but I let my dad in on the joke and one day Grampa started talking about the Teleporter Riots…

“ Shame on Berkeley for denying men their manholes—holes which were historically dug and crawled in by men.”

How about personholes?

but...if you’re free feeding your cat...why would it be hungry at dawn...

Dear Festival Neophyte,

“Dear Salty,

Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.