I find Lea Michele to be an *eyeroll* personified, but she can sing circles around LL, and she brings a youthful vibe that fits with Ariel being a teenager in the story. With her world-wariness and throaty rasp, LL would be better suited to voicing Ursula (though fortunately they had the good sense to cast Harvey…

Amber Rose and her dude have been dating since October and are far enough along in their pregnancy to know the gender. That puts them at approximately 3 months when they were having completely unprotected sex and I just can’t relate.

My buddy had In-n-Out catered at like 10 p.m. right in the middle of the dance. Amazing!

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

It’s like a group of prisoners making fun of a guy for being in jail

All the people in these comments going “so what he took a Student Loan, what’s the big deal?” or “he could have gone somewhere else under scholarship and didn’t, his fault” are SO close to getting the point here. And yet, so far. 

He made millions for his school and hundreds of thousands for his coach. He at least deserves not to be in debt because of his attendance at Michigan State. 

LOL she reminds me of Andy Samberg’s character in Parks & Rec

I dunno. “Never Mind The Bollocks” was released in late October, 1977. The closest Sex Pistols concert to London after that release was their Dec. 16, 1977 show in Uxbridge, 20 miles away- all other shows on that tour were about 150 miles away. Their last show ever in England was Christmas Day, 1977 (at least until…

The only thing I can think of is:

Man, I could have written this entry. Although my mom’s punch actually did connect pretty well - I told her that if it left any sort of mark I was going straight to the police.

Your first paragraph describes my mom pretty well. It may not have been physical abuse but there are definitely some permanent emotional scars.

I grew up in a two family house. A young couple lived on the first floor and mine lived on the second. One day the wife came up to have coffee with my mother. I told the wife that my mom laid on the floor to hear the couple’s fights better.

i’m canceled, i get it

*lewk

It’s a look. 

They aren’t soft, they just hate working for you. You give them sick time because you have to, and they use it to catch a break from you.

Soft? They’ve just figured out what they can get away with. Gone are the days of people in their 20s being in awe of their employers, especially when they know it’s a good job market and the employers generally don’t care about them. Employees no longer get lifetime jobs or pensions or in many cases a great wage or…

Because when we actually do provide enough irrefutable evidence to get them to finally admit it, we get to bask in the glory of having triumphed over a barely-developed human.

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.