Apparently I’ve seen every film in this series in the theater, as I have the ticket stubs to prove it (Yes, I save ticket stubs. So sue me.*) Yet I couldn’t tell you what happened in ANY of them, even if you put a gun to my head.

They must have been working night and day to clean up the streets of Birmingham for this shoot.

Instructions unclear, accidentally voted for Trump

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

The part that disturbs me is that this post could have replaced Trump with any of his erstwhile competitors for the 2016 Republican nomination and it would be equally true.

Oxygen deprivation, he can only say “Hodor”.

I think this is a pretty classy move that doesn’t deserve snark.

Psh, shows what you know. Instead she wishes for a million wishes, but the afterlife Black Mirror asshole says that doesn’t work, so instead she wishes for a million genies. She then wishes for mastery over death, and she resurrects and clones an army of her husband. The husbands form a human pyramid so high Daisy is…

but i assure you, it’s hands are HUGE

“it’s one of the dimmest galaxies”

As a mediocre, middle-aged, white male who cannot sing or dance but was very funny in high school plays, I am glad that society FINALLY allows me a chance at Broadway stardom!

Damn.

And don’t take a picture of him while you’re doing it ;)

We choose to play music using code. We choose to use code in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are…

But you cannot deny that Inception had a top ending...

Pffft.