i am so excited.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.

"Old soldiers never die."

That's no sphere!

That's no sphere!

Now, hasn't anyone seen this symbol before?

I found him!