Hey, Pence.

When his captors found out he was the son of an admiral, he declined early release on principle, making him, truly, one in a million people who would do that.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

And she can do all that while thinking McCain was a decent person.

“he is not a muslim, he is an honorable man” is not a good comeback to that woman’s racism.

Actually he insulted Arabs by association when he stated that Obama was a “decent man” (and not an Arab) and you don’t get credit for telling a crazy person they’re wrong. Sorry.

You mean the time he treated “Arab” (as that woman’s proxy for Muslim) and “decent/family man/citizen” as mutually exclusive?

His reputation as a maverick was 100% complete and total bullshit. Still, that thumbs-down was epic. And thousands will live because of that one act.

McCain dies but thousands will live because of that thumbs-down. For that alone, may he RIP.

I hope he is waiting in the afterlife with another thumbs down for Mitch McConnell. 

Double fuck this mothefucker right here. Not only is she a literal scumsucker who ruined the lives of two people for her funsies, she is one of the gross minority who puts ammunition in the hands of America’s seemingly endless supply of rape apologists and does just her little bit to make the lives of rape victims in…

What a vile woman.
And she needs to have her wages garnished for the rest of her life as compensation for the damage she did.

She’s trash. Horrible.

Sputtering, bits of insults - like Little Marco or Crooked Hillary etc. - put through a blender with his racist, sexist, xenophobic, anything but WASP-phobia

I am SHOCKED to learn that international relations and diplomacy are hard things and that the leaders of other countries may actually act in their own best interest and not those of the United States! The horror!!!

Wish I could be a fly on the wall. The near rage-stroke he must be going through would truly be a glory to behold. I am picturing him raving much more incoherently than the intelligent yet awful Tricky Dick Nixon. Sputtering, bits of insults - like Little Marco or Crooked Hillary etc. - put through a blender with his…

“I have asked Secretary of State Mike Pompeo not to go to North Korea, at this time, because I feel we are not making sufficient progress with respect to the denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula.” Wow, word?

Trump is having a rally tonight, which makes me think pardon + firing Sessions saying the “persecution” of a good “man” like Manafort was the last straw.

And in other news:

IT’S HAPPENING!