Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

That voice. If there is a heaven, the angelic choir is now humbly and happily relegated to backup singers.

And this is how it’s done:

And a crying Obama - what has happened to this world :(

Her tribute to Carole at the Kennedy Center Honors was LIFE AFFIRMING! Carole’s expression says everything. 

Palate cleanser

It’s like Mathews saw a parody of himself, and now aspires to be that guy.

So “wacky,” nasty, stupid, chronically absentee, loser White House employees are A-OK as long as they say great things about Trump? Good to know.

Dump; You hired her. This is on you, you fucking idiot.

Tweets about Omarosa summarized:

If I’m not mistaken government employees can’t have NDAs as this shit show of an administration has already learned.

Too bad he’ll interrupt Omarosa every time to answer his own questions.

Ugh. That’s terrible. I’m sorry you had to deal with that. Glad you got out. I don’t understand how people who are so helpless get into management positions. It seems like a disqualifier to me.

Like on that episode of Younger. Not that I'm 39 and watching Younger, but whateva.

He’s not wrong! The name Jane Doe is really recognizable and garners a lot of publicity during instances of sexual misconduct! Russell is the real victim here!

holy christ. fuck russell simmons, and fuck that lawyer for going along with his shit. as a civil attorney, that makes me fucking MAD. 

Brock there’s a far easier way to avoid the consequences of rape. Just DON’T FUCKING RAPE ANYONE!

HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT YOU BREATHING PIECE OF GARBAGE

Now, fuck off, Brock, and be grateful you only had to serve three months in a county jail. It’s a lot less than, say, someone growing pot.

Aaron Persky was a bad judge and the fact that he was removed by California voters is a good reminder of what the voices of a younger generation are capable of.