Nah, not medicated. Just utterly stupid.

I... just want to give you a huge hug right now. I’m so, so sorry that you’re dealing with every one of those things, let alone all at once.  There’s a saying I heard a long time ago - “I try to take things one day at a time but sometimes they get together and attack in groups.”  It’s an apt quote.  I wish I had some…

First, thank you for making me laugh super hard with that last statement.  And second, I’m so sorry that you had to go through all of that to have kids.  I’m glad that your uterus ended up cooperating, and I’m glad that you have the babies you wanted.  Thank you for making me feel less crazy and/or terrible. <3

Thank you. <3

I’m so sorry that you feel that way. You should be able to make your own choices. But remember, if you had a kid, your mother would only get the good parts - you’re the one who has to do the ass-wiping.  Kind of like being the fun aunt instead of the parent.  You made the choice that is right for you, and that’s…

Today, my sister told my family that she and her husband are having a baby! My parents have no other grandkids (my brother and I are disappointments in the relationship department) so they are, clearly, over the moon. And I’m also happy for my sister and brother-in-law, of course - they are wonderful people and will…

This absolutely made me CRY laughing for a good two minutes. Thank you. 

Awww, thank you! This makeup took a bit of practice, and also two double-cleanses to remove entirely! Loki’s a prissy bitch, apparently. ;)

It’s on Amazon - but it’s REALLY heavy!

Amazon!  It’s REALLY heavy though, entirely metal.  I had a headache for about 15 minutes but then I got used to the feeling.

Bahahaha cat toys. My ex and I went to a concert/costume party and I went over to do his makeup. He has two cats who like to kill fake mice. 

Thank you!! I’m growing out a pixie and finally got a bob out of it. The color is sadly not natural - I dyed it dark red and now I use overtone to refresh it.

I do not often post photos of myself here because I like to be sort of anonymous but I can’t help it. I’m too proud of my Halloween costume. I am Loki of Asgard. Kneel, bitches  

So I took the bar exam in Ohio in July and did not pass. I wasn’t at all surprised, because I didn’t study at all – two months before the exam, right as my study schedule was kicking off, my partner of two years broke up with me unexpectedly and I had to move out of our house, back in with my parents, and then deal…

Because if I were I’d be out here saying to only use her products and that ALL of them are great. Her CEO line is crap, IMO. You can do better with cheaper. And the eye cream is unbelievably overpriced.

If you’re looking for a cheaper dupe, try Face Hero! I’ve fallen in love with it. 

Totally understandable. 

Well, that escalated quickly. 

If you’ll notice, I definitely said that everyone’s skin is different and that MY experiences with the products have been good.

I have no stake in this.  I don’t work for Sephora anymore.  I use the products myself.  I mean, look, if we’re going to doubt ALL reviews based on the fact that one unethical company CEO decided to be an asshat, then there’s no point in reading reviews on any product, ever.  You can certainly choose to believe I’m a…