This is like television cheezits, so not good for me but I just can’t stop myself.

Weirdly, I think that’s part of the appeal of racism to begin with. This Nosferatu-looking shitgoblin wouldn’t need to cling to membership in a fictional “master race” if he had literally anything else going on for himself.

In that top photo Half-Scoop looks much younger than his 41 years. This is not necessarily a compliment. It’s the ‘do, the facial hair, the clothing and the way he’s wearing it. He looks like he’s entering a sophomore formal at a particularly bro-ish college with a 96% acceptance rate.

Can't Hold Us Down is everything.

I prefer ‘spinster’, myself.

I absolutely hear you. I dubbed year that I was 34 as “the Year of the Baby:” Starting in January and, ultimately, going all the way through October, every month heralded the birth of a very dear friend’s child. This included best friends from high school, college, grad school, and my favorite boss. I was *intimately*…

I haven’t been through this situation myself, but I can GUARANTEE you it’s a common feeling. Someone else is enjoying what you want for yourself - it’s natural to feel anything from wistful to full-on, heartburning tearjerking jealousy. Your feelings don’t make you a bad person. You don’t want to sabotage your…

I have always wanted a kid.

It is normal and totally understandable to be both happy for your sister and a little jealous for yourself. Don’t feel bad about it. I am sure that you will find what is right for you.

Not at all a bad sister! Some sad things happened and you have feelings--that is totally normal! You aren’t taking it out on or blaming your sister or anything like that--just be sad when you’re sad at tell your ex to jam it.

My sisters are much younger than me, but I have been firm about not wanting kids, so I know any hopes are pinned on them. My grandma became a great-grandparent just last year, despite having some 5 grandkids over or around 30, and while she was pleased, she admitted being annoyed it had taken so long that she couldn’t…

I feel ya. My brother and his wife had a baby a few years ago, the first and only in the family and part of me felt happy for them, part of me felt relief because my mom would get to have the grandkid experience and part of me felt strangely sad because I saw how happy it made my mother and I felt like because I’m…

I haven’t gone through this myself (only child, no relationships... only a few friends have had/are having kids this year, but it’s ramping up) but I completely sympathize with mixed feelings and jealousy over what they have. It’s not wrong to feel both at the same time! It just feels so hard with the “time” concept…

“I’m dressed as Gollum for Halloween.”

It’s not like he needed to make a costume.

Stephen Miller is 34 Gregorian years old.............in this particular skin suit he currently occupies.

I used to get local TV anchors coming to me for makeup help when I worked at Sephora. One guy had the perpetual sunburn that Trump suffers from, and I put him in a matte powder that evened him out. His skin texture wasn’t so bad though, and compared to him, Trump looks like he has some rosacea paired with tanning bed…

You have a good sister. And yea, I always hate how wedding makeup looks but then you see the photos and its like ohhhh I get it now.

What gets me (and I remember talking about this on the Evangeline Lily post where she had that great owl shirt) is that unless they had really bad acne in their teen years, men don’t think about skin care AT ALL until they hit their thirties or forties, then steal all your product and then complain that they’ve been…

I got my husband to wear my BB cream on our wedding day (SPF 50! Evened skin tone!) and he thinks he looks great in all the wedding photos. He is the best, that is all.