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Oooh, yay!  And that’s good to know.  I may have some horns in my future... :D

Nice!

‘Tis your burden.  Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown, Asgardian.

Adorable! I was lady Loki last year ... So much fun to chew scenery as him! Where did you get the headband? It's so cute! 

You’re adorable and I need that horn-band.

Amazing!!! I love the horns/headband, where’d you get them? I wish I could do makeup like yours too. And your hair!  squee.

Lots of people take the bar twice (including me over ten years ago), you are not alone. There are judges and other fancy folk who did not pass the first time. Sounds like you have a great attitude about it, which is essential to getting through it successfully in Feb. Don’t believe the hype, it really is just a test.

So someday, maybe twenty years from now, after you’ve beasted the second go-round and have joined that prestigious law firm, you’ll be saying, “Why yes, that *is* my yacht, as you invite us all on for a lovely sunset dinner cruise.

I love your hair.  The cut looks great on you and that color is gorgeous.

Damn straight! Now you have the boost you need to organize, study and kick that test’s butt!

Even though it was not *quite* enough, that's still a pretty impressive score. Now you will be even better prepared for next time. Please accept a this gold 🌟 from me. 

#fabulous

Hellya, you got this!

How validating is that? After your brilliant effort in February, I hope you get great job offers. I’ve seen some very cool old houses in the Cincinnati area that would be a great crib for a newly credential lawyer like you. The world is your semi-precious gem, dude. Go for it!!!

So close!

You inspire me with your calm, stoic disposition and unwavering prioritization of that which matters most in life.

Will do, it will probably be at least a year before my current supply runs out but I will check that out then. Thanks! 

I love their stuff.  That tidal cream made me look like I had a face lift and the UFO oil is like a miracle in a vial.  I don’t work for them or Sephora, but I like products that work.  It’s a shame they didn’t have a better marketing team.

Companies can be shady AND have good products, it’s just not the norm.

The first thing I thought of is who *doesn’t* make fake reviews? I figure most of the time they’re watered down by real reviews by the time I get to them, but very often when there are just a few reviews they’re suspiciously familiar in thing like syntax that, because of possibly a lack of education or language