I put a set of photos on Suicide Girls as a “hopeful” many years ago. It stayed on the front page of hopeful photo sets for a long time before I finally asked for it to be taken down, but there was nothing stopping anyone from screencapping all of it in the meantime. If I were to run for office, I am 100% prepared for…

“Rupert the Kitty Cat, you were named after two fictional badasses. One of them was a ginger and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew...”

Rupert and not Rupurrrt? furbaby parent fail.

Silver lining here: all that money Lauer insisted he had to have from NBC and got because he knew how to read a teleprompter and never ask tough questions?

Okay, but... is your cat a ginger?🤨 And can we turn this into a kitty sub-thread? Because if so, I can bring forth kitty photos/videos.

A friend of mine had two miscarriages probably because of fibroids. How would they know what was an embryo and what was a fibroid? Should we bury those too just to be on the safe side?

I wish we could mail them all to our lawmakers.

I was thinking the same thing. I had a ten-week miscarriage that ruined a perfectly good pair of socks. Should I have put the socks in a lil’ hamster-sized casket and given a eulogy?

Robert Sofia. It’s an easy name to remember. What an asshole. The PTA president! Boy I want to punch this guy so bad.

Yeah, this asshole needs to be fired and have his fucking life ruined. 

I wish we could mail them all to our lawmakers.

I guess we should all be holding tiny funerals whenever we get our periods since you just never know wherher it’s truly a period or actually a spontaneous abortion before you even know an egg was fertilized.

I’m surprised anyone had the courage to suggest to him that he may have committed treason. He doesn’t take criticism well AT ALL. And someone tell him it’s not just the media screaming treason. A few Republican Senators have as well (although they’re all retiring and one of them is dying, so what do they have to…

I think we all need a song to cheer us up - and this is simply magnificent:

That is a big difference and more in line with old statements along the lines of “could be Russia, could be some teenager in their mom’s basement, we couldn’t possibly know for sure”

Ok, the media HAS TO get this right, because it’s crucial. Everyone knows when Trump is ready a prepared statement, and then goes off script. In this press conference, this is his full quote, verbatim: “I accept our intelligence community’s conclusion that Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election took place. Could be…

Keep in mind that this is the same group of brain trusts that decided to explain John Kelly’s dismayed expressions during NATO meetings as ‘he was mad he didn’t get bacon and eggs’.

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in the situation room meeting where they figured out how to mitigate the fallout on this one.

Look at this mother fucker. Hunched over a written statement like his 8th grade English teacher just asked him to read the next couple of pages in a book. Now that he’s apologized, we can all forgive him. /s

I’m with the poster from the other day, get that wailing tub of lard, Blump not Cheetolini, in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade!