I feel like a lot of people won’t click on the Matt Damon link so I just want you all to know that they set him on fire.

So let me get this straight: You’re telling me the nazi is kind of a dick around the house?

I would also like to have the kind of monthly allowance that allows me to have frivolous shit like a $400 glass purse.

I need proof that these habits of over-achievement actually result in some sort of actual achievement. And having a tidy home or clear skin does not qualify.

I’m not a morning person. Going against your circadian rhythm has proven to be unhealthy in the long run. In other words: I’m not getting up before 9, and as I’m my own boss, I’m fine with that.

Two steps forward, no steps back.

when it comes to skincare, reviews are pretty meaningless even if they are real. how one person’s skin reacts to a product is not indicative of how your skin will react. we all have our little sensitivities and special needs. keep shopping like it’s the 1990s. always do a patch test. 

I think it is just unfathomably hypocritical for someone who was a nude model and also disenfranchises vast swaths of people and supports a husband who is a fucking monster and the whole institution that does actual, measurable physical and mental damage to so many to get mad because a white lady who wore the same…

If I had the money that Louis CK has made from oh, I don’t know...like ONE of his standup specials? I’d be set for life without ever having to work again. I don’t feel sorry for celebrities who have money trouble unless it’s like a TLC-esque exploitation sitaution. I especially don’t feel sorry for this shitstain.…

LOL. I don’t know either of these 2 chicks but once again Elizabeth Banks comes out a winner

I bind you Azealia from doing harm- harm against other people and harm against yourself.

Lana del Rey is the daughter of a billionaire and her bad girl schtick is entirely an act. She's not gonna fuck anybody the fuck up.

I’m squarely on Timothée’s side here. Part of the patriarchy is the horrible notion that men have to be the face of everything they do and know all the answers. For a guy to keep his head down, publicly celebrate working with talented women and more importantly, not take credit for the work they do is a pretty good…

I hate that expression soooooooooooooooooooooo much.

He seems to have got himself into a bit of a - <removes sunglasses> - situation. WAAAAAHHHH!

A guy I knew from high school. Found me on fb when we were about 28/29. He wanted to get dinner. Ok, sure. After the meal had arrived, he got a phone call that sounded serious. He asked the caller, “Are you ok? Do you need me to come?” I thought, “No way. This m-effer is pulling the fake emergency call on me!” He got…

I was an adult woman and an adult man took me to a Buffalo Wild Wings located inside a movie theater on our first date, but we weren’t going to a movie. This was 2008-ish, so early enough that most people did not have smart phones and therefore didn’t necessarily have a camera in their pocket. After the server takes…

First Date: He took me to a great dinner, nice place, and during asked the waiter how much longer dinner would take, we had a show to get to. I, having no idea about the show, asked what we were seeing. He said he was taking me to the newly opened high class strip joint. I am young, I am impressionable, I have never…

He needs to just open some sort of celebrity dance studio so he could parlay that into a Dance Moms type reality show. Dance Dad. Something like that. Figure your shit out, Federline.