Women use "Chad" to describe basic bro types that they want to avoid. Not men they see as sexually viable.  The dumb fuckery knows no bounds. 

So we're just breezing past the equal pay? That's awesome,  she's awesome.  I love their friendship and some people don't listen to pop music.  

Wende was my boss for 7 years! She’s pretty incredible. She was a waitress at the club and it came up for sale from what I remember of what I was told, she got a loan from the bank her mother was president of (pretty fortunate) and ran from there. CW downtown has been open for 35 years and Wende has been at the helm…

This is bad hair. This is not good hair. He once had good hair and now it is bad hair.

Cute that they are pretending to give a shit about women 

I never don't have a  hot cup of tea in my hand in the winter. It's so healing in so many ways. There are just so many varieties and it's calorie free. Tea is perfection.

I own a dog walking buisness and one time my client canceled a walk via text and then shortly after sent another text saying: “ugh skipped work today cuz I spent all last night drinking wine and fucking. So hungover.". Obviously meant for a close friend not the dog walker. She was mortified. 

Go to school Justin.  That emptiness you feel? Replace it by looking outside yourself. 

Far too many failed stand up comics are about to receive some sort of sick validation from this film’s storyline. HARD PASS. 

Oh reeeealllly Kim? Is that what one does? Ugh die in a fire

Heather Graham is the worst actress possible. Taylor Swift can suck it. Jonah Hill is garbage now that he's skinny. Jered Leto makes me embarrassed I ever thought Jordan Catalano was hot. In fact most celebrities in no way deserve the endless money and cushy lifestyle they have and for that I will forever hate them.

Woman with endless money able to dress herself, applauded at every turn

We should cap actors salaries here too. Them and pro athletes.  Give the excess to teachers. Boom I fixed America 

Meh, I can’t hate the guy whilst annoying and woefully out of touch ( as anyone who has been rich and famous since childhood is) we have real villains out there and NPH has brought more joy than destruction, so he gets a pass with me. 

Loved this. I went to college in Wyo at Laramie and it really opened my eyes in a lot of ways and I credit it for knocking any pretentiousness right out of me. It’s fully annoying that Kanye is trying to claim it.

Does he not realize he was there helping you cheat and you couldn’t have cheated if he hadn’t helped. Honestly doesn’t sound like much of a step up from the ex.

I look nearly identical to this actress. To the point where during Smallville’s height of success I heard about it all the time and was stopped in a mall once. Used to be flattered by the comparison. Never again.

Who could pull off a good Mary? All I can picture is Emma Stone in a brown wig

I work for myself and my work is quite enjoyable so indoor plumbing all the way

I’ve worked at comedy clubs and seen Michael Che crush on hard. He’s funny. His response to trifling bloggers maybe overblown but so was the writers take on his comedy. It needed that tag to reinforce the folly of human error, to make it relatable and therefore funny. Also, why are sooo many people taking what comics…