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I watched Lizzo’s performance on the train to work today and it put the BIGGEST smile on my face!

Right?! I scrolled past Missy’s, and was like, “WHAT?!?!?” Nomani’s was good, but Lizzo’s was life-giving.

How could you leave out Lizzo’s performance!!? It was spectacular!

Yes. I clicked on it only to say what you’ve said, or maybe to say it more pointedly. I’m so over coverage of the children of the rich and famous in general, and covering them for surviving the truly trivial seems like the story about a 1%er and her teeniest, tiniest concern. Work harder, Jezebel. If you want to cover

My favorite thing about Barbra Streisand is that she cloned her dog. Here’s a pic of her dogs sitting on the host dog’s gravestone.

You think any of William’s children, gay or straight, can’t have anything in the world that they want? Please. 

Eh, I’m 29 and I love nudes. It’s fun! I love taking pictures of myself when I’m looking good, and it’s fun to send them to people who want to receive them, and getting a reaction from those people. I like getting my SO riled up, and before I had a SO I had fun posting them on tumblr. I never put my face in, so I

Clover why u trolling. The comments will be great at least. Brie Larson, Amy Adams and Emma Watson can totally act, the rest of the list is correct. 

Contrary to the wishes of just about everyone: Lindsay Lohan is recording new music. [Instagram]

Ugh, I never thought I’d say this, but leave Brittney alone

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

I very selfishly want a Bachelor/Bachelorette season where everyone is over 30. Let’s get more established people with more established baggage/life experience please and thank you. Enough with the heavy breathing + cooing “I like youuuuuu” and let’s get to folks asking about ex-spouses and FICO scores!

I’m sorry, but Tayshia had absolutely zero personality. At least on screen most of the time... The only time I liked her was in the B-roll at the end of an episode where she had chocolate on her pants. Otherwise she was a Bachelor-bot. I know she was still auditioning to be bachelorette on After the Final Rose, but

Yeah, seeing that episode, I was worried that it would be some sort of hit-and-run makeover, merely done for the camera. However, both sisters do have business degrees, so that they are able to maintain the business after the upgrades shouldn’t be surprising. I think it was clear that any changes to the business,

This is my only gleeful thought about this whole situation! Love thinking privileged wealthy people are afraid they might go to prison. I’m not holding my breath they’ll face real repercussions but that they might be scared of consequences? Love it.

The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.

“I just look at legal”

Yeah I listen to NPR and heavily curated Pandora stations, so up-to-date pop music isn’t something that I encounter with much frequency. (And I don’t intend this to be a brag, I’m just... exasperatingly cranky about what I listen to)

I’m laughing at the idea that anyone in that family would talk about burdensome childcare duties when they have nannies.