I will never not think of this when I hear Chloe Sevigny’s name:

Kristin Cavallari - 500 Days of Kristin may have given me serious PTSD. This is completely rational. 

We should all hold Chet against him

Tom Hanks!

1. Marky Mark. That’s maybe rational, considering the whole hate crime thing. Also, he’s probably a right-wing shitbag. He’s MAGA Tom Cruise. Gross.

I just started scrolling until I found the first thread shitting on DiCaprio.

Even worse than Jonah Hill? NEW Jonah Hill (2.0?) The “now I think I’m the flyest hipster in the 718 area code” version. Yech.

Yes oh yes to Lea Michele. 

YES Jeremy Renner looks like a try-hard tool. Why does he only have one facial expression? Who does he think he is, Keira Knightley?

I hate Lea Michele. And I've never seen Glee.  She just bugs me. And Jeremy Renner. He has a stupid face that's not hot so why is he in movies?? There are others but these are the ones that first come to mind. Ohh, and Emily Ratatatata or whatever her name is. Close your mouth, for fuck's sake. 

I do not know who the hell Demi Moore thinks she is. 

None of my hatreds are irrational. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

I think Colton has been hiding a lot of things this entire time.

Can we have a Bachelor series where Air Bud is the Bachelor? I’d rather watch doggos date than the same pasty white folk.

Nope, still completely lacking of any meaningful personality. 

The proud, clearly fake, ignorance is what pisses me off.

Emily Heller is nominated for best writing on a comedy for Barry. She is winning for best purse by Getty Images.

Tiffany Haddish’s dress reminds me of the parachute we played with in elementary school gym class. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.

This is such a fucking insult to the real Avril. RIP.

Do people really think it was her? I don’t think that op-ed had anything plagiarized from Michelle Obama, did it?