You think the most powerful military state in the history of the world will allow its wealthiest and largest province peacefully secede? It would be a shit show of a war. Not to mention much of Central and Eastern California probably wouldn’t be thrilled to be run by a Techno Union Guild based out San Francisco. …

One time in my high school english lit class, our teacher asked us to pick a song to best epitomize love and be prepared to have a discussion about it. Troll and procrastinator that I was as a junior, I picked “Everytime We Touch”. This guy in my group (who picked U2's “A Man And A Woman”, which is an OK song but…

In technical terms that is purely bullshit. Afghanis and Iranians are considered White, but Pakistanis and Indians are considered Asian even though Persian, Pashto, Urdu, and Hindi all stem from the same linguistic group. Also, we have conquered each other so many times over that you cannot pretend that there is any…

I just wanted you to know I was gonna make this joke, but then you did. I have to like you right now, but it hurts knowing I could have gotten those stars.

Great joke tho.

As a Muslim guy who was getting wings at a sports bar in a blue collar neighborhood of Milwaukee like 2 hours ago, this is pretty fucking terrifying. Like 98% sure that people in my bar aren’t racist and stupid enough to do this, but even thinking that this is possible is just so insane.

You assume they care. They don’t. The only exception I would imagine if they killed Arabs that turned out to be Christians, but even then I wouldn’t be surprised if they justified it because “Orthodox Christians aren’t real Christians” or some other bullshit.

People who randomly murder for literally no reason other…

How did you get the impression that its “his game”? It sounds if anything like a source leaked it to him... He has no ownership claim on the original then.

In his defense that’s the way the media played it straight through the 2016 election. People consistently thought the Democrats were moving to the left, just because the media loved the “two-sides of the same coin” regarding partisanship. Most people don’t care enough about politics to dissect that even though the…

This is true. So just fly over the South Pole and walk around. Do a polar expedition in the off season with a company like this: http://www.icetrek.com/ 

It only costs like $34K, which is nothing for a man like Kyrie.

He pointed out today about all the “Hispanic Americans” who also are living in hell in the inner cities.

He also at one point thanked a reporter for a nice question and said he would watch them more.

No seriously he did.

I just don’t even understand why you think the two are comparable, aside from that they are “popular”. People keep making jokes about Trump, because there is a large section of comedy that focuses on satire of political and current events. As long as Trump is in the news-cycle, which he will be given that he’s…

I think the recent Always Sunny in Philadelphia where they actually used the n-word, highlights how context can be really important and useful. The way they did was highlight how incredibly deplorable that word is and the whole gang was unanimous in their condemnation of its use, while simultaneously trying to…

How “anti-PC” comedians view themselves:

Pro-tip: Mocking people in power, especially for their incompetence, is a pretty funny thing to do and should actively be encouraged if you are a fan of democracy. “Mocking” using incredibly charged slurs or “jokingly” calling for violence against vulnerable or historically vulnerable populations is just being a…

Because our value system doesn’t hold blind loyalty to party with high regard, and rightly it shouldn’t. Liberals and progressives implicitly want to believe they are inclusive and making the world better for all (regardless of how good they are at listening to other people and actually succeeding at promoting…

I was jumping around the video and didn’t really see any vitriolic chat, but maybe I missed it?

I find it weird you say this because JK II has probably one of the most chill communities when I last randomly went on last year and I assume Academy is similar. You could go to duel servers and there were no trolls people would actually just stand around not shooting and wait for their turn to initiate lightsaber…

Someone asked Spicer straight up, “So who is recognizing Fredrick Douglass more?”

“The lying media said I got rid of the bust of MLK, but I didn’t so that should tell you how much I love the inner cities.”