Pfft. Your Monterey rightly cowers in fear from this street parked Impala I spotted earlier tonight in Tokyo:

Ya know....in the age of Porsche charging $5k for a clock or Ferrari charging $30k for a paint job, I’m gonna let this pass. At least this is cool.

Even at their nadir they weren’t that desperate for sponsorship.

Theres nothing wrong with driving the vehicle you like. It's popular to hate on trucks, but driving a truck without using the full capacity is no worse than driving a sports car without taking it on the track.

Truck people need not apologize for their choice in vehicle, just like no one in a sports car should apologize for theirs. The whole hating on trucks/cuvs/SUVs things is dumb and tired. Don’t like that I get less mpgs than you? Eat a scabby dick and worry about your own pitiful and sad existence.

Somewhat related. My neighbour bought a new F150. Then his wife said it was because they were thinking of having a baby and needed a “family car”.

One of these. It’s literally bigger than many houses.

I’m probably aging myself, but I think of a skinny couple in matching cutoffs driving a 1975 Dodge tradesman with shag carpeting interior that smells lie cigarette smoke, one of those little round smoked plexiglass bubble windows, and (possibly) a mural on the side.

For me it’s the gaggle of methmobiles that roam from gravel turnout to gravel turnout, the ones that have upgraded from sleeping in a Geo Metro, but haven’t quite been able to get ahold of a methed-out RV of some kind. 

He then challenged Bently to bring their bitch ass to the Applebee’s in Paris. Time is a flat circle. 

So whether you’re hiding in the glow of your phone at a BBQ, being forced to work, or just having one day of blessed silence before counting down to the next federal holiday, you still have plenty to read here on Jalopnik. Go ahead, put your feet up, and marinate in the cars.

It was Fernando from the grassy knoll.

This should have been published on The Takeout

If you fail to make it your project skills will be reset to 0. Next year you will have to “try” to make it to Moab in a new Jeep compass that you installed some “its a Jeep thing” stickers on yourself. If you succeed your challenges will get progressively harder.

Oh Lord, that Fairmont...junk...the last time I saw one of those on the road was in the ‘90's...the very early ‘90's.

All the while sitting in church pews, believing they are the very image Christ...

surprised she didn’t ask the reporter if she could speak to their manager.