I’m sorry but if you don’t understand why someone for example might idolize Roger Penske for example I’m not sure you should be writing takes on racing.

I’m a huge fan of Wheeler Dealers, both pre and post Ant, but I have to give a shout out to another show I admit I’ve been watching lately: “Bitchin’ Rides.” You must excuse the title, it does not reflect the quality of what I consider one of the better build and restore shows out there. There is none of that Velocity…

Not mine, but looks good

Look. I’m a truck guy. I love trucks. Always have, always will. I DD a crew cab Sierra. I’m not compensating for anything, and I won’t apologize. I love my truck, and if you can’t understand that, that’s just too damn bad.

Hurr, Ken Block sucks at rally...something something...flat bill hats

Chunky goth chick.

I’ve used PowerPoint presentations to convince family members of things in life. Everyone should! 

Oh EVERY ‘80s big Merc had a bit too much white.

Everything except the satin black hood. It had a sunburned hood so I painted it like a Duster Twister package. The stripes are original to the car. The guy who bought it from me repainted the whole thing white.

It did look cool though.

Well, it was a Gold Duster too, but that package was even more boring than the Space Duster package.

There is a greater than zero chance of this 

Man, Bring a Trailer is getting weird. 

How this will actually play out, in real life:
Army: “materials scientists have worked for decades to reduce the weight of your kit by 20%!”
Every Sergeant Major Everywhere: [scrambles to figure out how to make Soldiers carry 20% more gear]

Plus you have to factor in more cautious because with the cars all bunched together, they’ll be more wrecks.

Probably in response to Ford switching to Mustangs next year.  800 hp Mustangs surrounded by a crowd sounds like a recipe for disaster.

...Danica Patrick could not be reached for comment.

This was all so unnecessary. Hamilton would have gained on Vettel with a 2nd, and Mercedes has all the momentum right now without a lot of opportunities left for Ferrari to turn it around. I can understand if the WDC was closer, but it isn’t.

My sources leaked a sneak peek under that massive hood bulge...

Truck styling is hypermasculine, garish nonsense. Appeals to insecure manchildren, I swear...