The fact that you could even think to ask such a question means you are a terrorist and can not be reasoned with.

THAT is truly disturbing. Wearing white jeggings, Mark Davis seems to be missing his pepperoni...but has camel toe instead.

Interesting how homophobes always want to rub their junk in the faces of guys they think are gay.

I just hope Peyton has payed a little attention to Kobe Bryant this year. To me, Peyton looks like Bryant did last year, and I think he would look just as bad next year as Bryant does this year. Just retire, homey. No need to tarnish your legacy by finishing with a turd of a year and getting benched.

“I tried to hump his face, but no homo, ok?!”

Am now conditioned to read every Manning quote to the melody of the Nationwide ads.

Supposing that the Broncos win the superbowl would it really be surprising that this ends up being Peytons last season? By all accounts he’s a physical wreck, he’d be able to say he won two rings and ostensibly shut down most detractors who say he could never really get it done on the big stage, and he’d spare his…

Peyton’s coming back next season nevermind he also won the 2013 Super Bowl in New Orleans against the Ravens with the kick off game at home in Denver. What sweet revenge (eyeroll)

No - Miller is an idiot too

Explain to me again how trying to force your genitals onto someone else after a play is over is acceptable and funny?

And people get mad at Cam for dabbing. But grabbing your crotch and doing a cowgirl is cool.

“Those were wonderful times, back before we were ruled by the Chinese...”

Manning’s college career gave them rest of his team good training for that.

That’s not what he said. Based on that picture, I’m thinking it went, “say, Bill...you’re not using those vertebrae, are you?”, or possibly, “where’d you get your robotic replacements from?”

Before the playoffs, I wrote around gawker that would be privilege to see this last Brady - Manning game in the post season. And, even as a Pat’s fan, It was. A great and fun game. Tension dancing around until the last fucking second.

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

I really hope Peyton retires after this game, regardless of outcome. I am pretty sure he won’t because he’s every bit as pathological as so many other historical greats. But he was barely able to put himself together to get through this season (and, of course, he missed parts). What has gone mostly unsaid is that he…

As all of my friends were presupposing we’d be in the SB all week I tried to pump the brakes on it cuz that Denver team is stacked and we’d been hit with injuries all year. Great way for a legend to go out with one last chance to cement himself in that very top tier of QBs and finally get a 2nd ring. I don’t think he…

In other news, Peyton Manning has been placed in concussion protocol, as he is confusing himself with a sheriff and the Super Bowl with a Rodeo.