Things happen fast in the NFL. Most RBs hit a wall when they turn 30. Seriously watch Peyton play this year and tell me he doesn’t look significantly less accurate with less velocity (which was never really that high) than he did at the start of last season. He’s still smart enough to get into a bunch of advantageous…

Barely able to stand, severely limited in his movement? Sounds like he’s perfectly ready to start for the Lakers in their season opener next week.

#cliche

Lord, Peyton looks awful. But, something has to be said about winning. It’s just so odd to see a Peyton Manning-led team struggle so badly on offense.

Worst 6-0 team in NFL history.

The Patriots will beat Denver by 4 TDs minimum.

Sorry but I actually watch every Browns game and this has as much to do with the Broncos good not great defense as it does with the Browns having a horrendous offense coordinator in John Difilippo and a life long loser for a QB.

It doesn’t matter how good Denver’s defense is, Zombie Peyton Manning still only has cable.

Wait, didn’t the fucking McCown lead Brown’s hang 23 on them? I didn’t make that up right? Worst 6-0 team of all time. Lets see a list of those 6.

The defense looked gassed but still got the win but this is not sustainable.

Terrifying defense or is the combined record of their opponents something like 6-19?

They get next week off, then host the Packers. Even with GB having to field random hobos at skill positions, as everyone worth a draft pick blows up their joints every week, I expect zombie Manning to have to actually put up at least 3 TDs. He can’t do it.

They played the Browns. Know the difference between the Browns and a $1 bill? You can get 4 quarters out of the $1 bill.

And it’s not even cold yet...

I mean, does it even bear mentioning that this was the Browns?

This analysis would make sense if Acuras were more comfortable or had special features over their competitors. They are not and they don’t. Everything is basically the same as the competitors, but with less performance. How is that compelling to anyone?

These kids today, they don’t know what we had to go through!

I translate as follows:

Audi also looks better and has a better interior. And actually has a performance car line.

I tried to read the article, but I fell asleep 1/4 the way through, because it was about Acura...zzzzzz