“Israel is Asia” is a dumb take that I was genuinely not expecting to read today, so, congrats for that.

I think a lot has changed but it’s hard for parents to talk—especially about masturbation. They just cant get over masturbation or seem to be able to talk to their kids about it.

When I’m looking for direction in my political philosophies, I try to find the late teen white boy, who typically has the requisite knowledge and experience to teach me the finer points of Ayn Randian libertarianism and why liberalism is a disease.

I am so sick of comic book movies. I don’t even watch them, and I certainly don’t pay to watch them, as I’ve never read a comic book in my life. MAKE OTHER MOVIES PLEASE

I’d like to proffer two more theories: 3) that as a whole we’re sick of comic-book films and are just that desperate for alternative programming; and 4) that women’s films continue to be woefully underserved, and this is our only option for something that doesn’t fall into the category in reason #3.

Considering he still called for the Central Park 5 to be locked up, even after they were completely exonerated...I’d happen to guess the stable genius knows nothing about due process....much like everything else.

And rich coming from someone who is quite literally being an opportunist and taking advantage of both the #metoo movement and Dylan’s story to further his own career by writing this extremely hot take.

Stephens is practicing lazy journalism. Yesterday he tweeted that if Allen was guilty the judge presiding over the case could have found Allen guilty. The only problem is that this wasn’t a criminal case and Allen was not being tried on his guilt or innocence. The Judge did find that the allegations were credible.

That seems to be a constant thread through all these “let’s not be too hasty” articles in that he only has once accuser. Plenty of those found under #MeToo only had one very vocal accuser in cases but no one cared then but so many people, a surprisingly large amount of women in particular, seem to want to defend Woody…

We are talking about a man who has been OPEN about being into underage girls since...well, since at least Manhattan. I don’t get the confusion?

Why in the fuck does there need to be more than one accuser?!

His verdict: Farrow is an opportunist taking advantage of the #MeToo moment for the purpose of “smearing” Woody Allen

“Christ at least Grace Kelly had an admirable career before she became royalty.”

No one wants another bad movie with awful puns like “Lawrence of my labia.”

Or, they’re in a clique? Several people taking a side against someone doesn’t necessarily mean they’re right especially when it’s to make that person do something they want.

i’m rather nectarinal when i just wake up, i’ve found.   

oh, well then, enjoy your upcoming coma.

When asked why he hasn’t seen Kylie in “a couple years,” he said, “I have no idea”

Brody has always been jealous of his sisters, mostly because he’s a bitter bitch. He act like he’s hot shit but he’s not.