After WWII there was also a thing called The Nuremberg Trials, where the guilty faced justice. Need some of that now.

I’ll give some love to Beastmaster- In a Pre-LOTR world, fantasy pickings were slim. Thanks for for the cheesy movies, and RIP

GRACE JONES [gazing out at the bay area from their evil blimp]: What a view!

And one more thing...she could have just called the fucking phone...

Semantics of the phrase aside, I think the big difference is with cable, the choice was basically all or nothing—outside of premium channels, if you wanted more than the basic over-the-air channels you had to take the whole package and pay $40+ per month. Now you can choose streaming services that interest you, and…

Best case, your treadmill has a readout showing your relative position on a simulated track, and you would have to guess-ti-mate the interval. Worst case, take your mile time and divide by 8, pressing the buttons at the appropriate time. Better off just doing 30 second sprints, 45 second walks. Experiences will…

Sorry to say, that’s Fake Fuck Lizardo

Love me some interval training. Just to spice this up...and only if you’re comfortable...alternate between 1/2 laps and quarter laps for your recovery. Same idea if you don’t have a track... alternate 15 and 30 second rest periods. While the idea of negative splits sounds great, just go for consistent pacing for your…

But-but he was learning to exercise his second amendment right! Why aren’t we applauding this child for standing against the oppressive and unprofitable regime that is peace and non-violence? Bear arms is the only amendment I can remember! Guns good! NRA good! Libs bad! *rant *rant *rant.

Be comforted in knowing that the movie is a complete pile of shit.

He’s hispanic, which is an ethnicity. There are black hispanic people in Brazil. Hence why I used the word Afro-Brazillian to describe Roberto.

Hey, they apologized to her, so it’s all cool now.

“I mean, is anyone really shocked at anything this woman says after finding out where she went and why?”

"Torquemada… you can't talk him out of anything!"

That movie is woefully underrated. Sure it's not as cohesive as his best works, but there's a shitload of really great scenes, especially with Madeleine Kahn as Caesar's wife.

The in retrospect overly optimistic Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins.

I heard that they were going to make Spaceballs III: The Search for Number 2.

I'd rather have History of the World Part 2, if only for Jews in Space.

WHERE'S SPACEBALLS 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY???

"Hump… or death."
"Humperdink?"
"No, not Humperdink. Hump or death."

That's your caption, people. My sisters and I watched History of World twice a week for like ten years on an old VHS copy. Still waiting for Part 2 and "Jews in Space."