You don’t need to remember it; he’s “better-looking of the only two gay men left after the zombie apocalyp—whoops, we might be down to one now.”

He pressed Y in time.

Man has a satellite. That’s all I need to know.

Because there has to be fake out deaths and almost deaths for the main characters until the half-season and season finales where they will actually die and everyone will have seen it coming a mile away.

wait til you have to remember he has a boyfriend, too. and that BF just got shot. and is going to turn/die soon. And we’ll still not recall his name.

He was shot at point blank by the only Savior using a ball loaded musket pistol so it barely grazed him.

he put in the Konami code so he has 30 lives

just 3 episodes?!

Thank you for sharing your comments - seriously. It’s been since s3 that I watched the show regularly, have seen stray bits here and there, but I like following along with recaps and comments just to know what’s going on and keep up somewhat with the chat around the show and also how they’re doing the story. And…

Considering the only thing engaging about the character is the actor playing him, it was really dumb to pretend that we care about his husband, who up until now has barely done anything.

it’s ‘aaron’

Rick never came out of his coma. It was all in his injured brain.

Well, to be fair it’s not like he can say, “It’s just sloppy writing guys. Get a grip. He’s literally got plot armor on.”

- There’s magic kung fu Jesus

I can’t die. Or something.

Whenever the show finally ends, it’ll turn out that everything from the point when Morgan and his merry band of people who may or may not have had names got shot up was all Morgan’s dying hallucinations. And then he’ll be all “DEAR GOD WHY WAS THAT SO LONG AND DRAWN OUT” and die with an exaggerated death rattle.

Body armor, I’m guessing. And the fact that he’s Lennie Fucking James.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Rick’s Probably Going to be Having Speeches and Dreams Again, God Help Us Edition

This is good, although by the end of last season I would’ve changed it to “pulling a Barry.”

SoylentGreen’s stray observations is one of the very few reasons I still watch this mostly dogshit show.